shitpost – rentaBLog

Have you ever wanted to rep your BL fan community out in public, or from the comfort of your own home? Well, starting this spring, Renta! can help you out with that — with our very first line of official merchandise made to cater to the needs of all BL fans!

So, what’s all included in this initial batch of exclusive Renta! merch? Well, first up, we’ve got the oh-so-relatable “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my yaoi” mug — the idea for which was actually inspired by the groggy musings of a certain non-morning person on the BL team (read: me) here at Renta!

We took extra care to make the design simple enough that it’ll fit perfectly into your tableware collection whatever your tastes, yet stylish enough to catch the eye of whatever company you find yourself in and get that vital message across: NO conversation allowed unless we’re talkin’ boys’ love!!!

Also available to spice up your home decor is this lovely wooden-framed “Live Laugh Boys’ Love” sign. It’ll remind you of the TRULY important things in life, and please every suburban mom out there with good taste!

And, don’t worry — we’ve designed some wearable merch for you, too, so you can spread the love of yaoi wherever you go!

How about an “Omega in heat” shirt to show your omega pride AND deter passersby who might otherwise interrupt your neverending hunt for BL? Haters BEGONE! 👏

We’ve also got a version for all you alphas out there. You matter, and that knot deserves to make its presence KNOWN! 🥴

And, to carry around all those THICC BL manga and novels, we’ve got a self-explanatory tote bag. The era of feeling shame around our passions is OVER. We’re proudly announcing our love for yaoi, and everyone and their grandma is gonna know it! 😤

Are you excited yet?? 🤩 Keep on reading for even MORE merch, and details on how to get your hands on these prized items! But, hurry — this first run is available only for a limited time, and it’s all first-come, first-served!

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Get your yaoi paddles ready, because you’re in for the seaborne adventure of your life

Have you ever wanted to get away from it all and enjoy a relaxing and luxurious vacation… where you can revel in all forms of BL media in a judgment-free zone, surrounded by other fans? Sounds like a dream, doesn’t it?

Well, starting next year, Bophades Cruises is making the dream come true with the world’s first ever “yaoi cruise” — an all-inclusive vacation plan catering to BL fans from all over the world.

This 14-day cruise will stop at 3 countries, giving passengers the chance to explore several IRL locations that have played a significant role in the yaoisphere. Each of the selected spots is guaranteed to have wonderful sightseeing and shopping opportunities.

No, no THAT kind of bingo! Unless…? (Also, please read Nipple Bingo )

There will also be exclusive fan events with special guests — including star talent and creators from the BL world — such as special talks and autograph sessions.

And, the cruise ship itself? Extravagance incarnate.

When you’re not chilling your luxury suite or enjoying the gourmet buffet and open bar, there’ll be plenty to keep yourself occupied with at all hours of the day — including a massive BL manga library, karaoke rooms, BL anime screenings in state-of-the-art theater rooms, a cosplay masquerade ball, bingo (with fabulous prizes!), and more!

If all this sounds too good to be true and you wanna know how on earth it came to be — or, if it sounds like another Festival in the making and you’re asking, “Why??” — you’ll want to keep reading, because Renta! BLog has the full scoop — along with a special chance for you to win FREE tickets!