World’s First “Yaoi Cruise” to Set Sail Spring 2025

Get your yaoi paddles ready, because you’re in for the seaborne adventure of your life やったね

Have you ever wanted to get away from it all and enjoy a relaxing and luxurious vacation… where you can revel in all forms of BL media in a judgment-free zone, surrounded by other fans? Sounds like a dream, doesn’t it?

Well, starting next year, Bophades Cruises is making the dream come true with the world’s first ever “yaoi cruise” — an all-inclusive vacation plan catering to BL fans from all over the world.

This 14-day cruise will stop at 3 countries, giving passengers the chance to explore several IRL locations that have played a significant role in the yaoisphere. Each of the selected spots is guaranteed to have wonderful sightseeing and shopping opportunities.

No, no THAT kind of bingo! Unless…? 赤面 (Also, please read Nipple Bingo パーティの翌朝)

There will also be exclusive fan events with special guests — including star talent and creators from the BL world — such as special talks and autograph sessions.

And, the cruise ship itself? Extravagance incarnate.

When you’re not chilling your luxury suite or enjoying the gourmet buffet and open bar, there’ll be plenty to keep yourself occupied with at all hours of the day — including a massive BL manga library, karaoke rooms, BL anime screenings in state-of-the-art theater rooms, a cosplay masquerade ball, bingo (with fabulous prizes!), and more!

If all this sounds too good to be true and you wanna know how on earth it came to be — or, if it sounds like another 火 Festival in the making and you’re asking, “Why??” — you’ll want to keep reading, because Renta! BLog has the full scoop — along with a special chance for you to win FREE tickets!

All aboard the S.S.B.L.!!!

モーター ボート薄い青色のハートモーター ボートトロピカル ドリンクモーター ボートヤシの木モーター ボートココナッツモーター ボートサングラスモーター ボート男性マーク男性マークモーター ボートサングラスモーター ボートココナッツモーター ボートヤシの木モーター ボートトロピカル ドリンクモーター ボート薄い青色のハートモーター ボート

(Hint hint: check the date this post was published ウィンク)
Sadly, there is actually no Yaoi Boat, as far as we know. But as a thank you for clicking this BLog post, please enjoy my collection of cat memes accompanied by #relatable captions concocted by yours truly!

TFW a new chapter of your fave BL drops

When u click “read next chapter” but there IS no next chapter ウェ~ン

“HUH? HUHH???”

Excitedly explaining your favorite BL to someone like…

but they’re just like…

When the chapter ends on a cliffhanger

TFW you stayed up all night reading BL (worth it やったね)

When the Love Rival appears, threatening ur OTP

When a BL hits u right in the feels

When smth fluffy happens and ur trying to process all the cuteness u just witnessed

When things start getting spicy and *REDACTED* (if u kno, u kno パーティの翌朝)

ヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギヤギ(Yes this is definitely a cat meme)ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ハートの目の猫ネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスネコのキスかっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫かっこいい猫

When the BL gets a happy/satisfying ending and all is well with the world

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Aaaand that’s all for now! Hope you all have a great start to your April, and we’ll see you next time (with a real article, we promise) here on Renta!BLog うれしい顔

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